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#Lawn & Garden
I Put a Jet Engine on My Lawn Mower — Now My Grass is Gone and I’m on a Watchlist
Published May 10, 2025

#Scientific Mysteries
Birds of a Feather Flock to Bad Weather
Published Mar 23, 2025

#Did You Know?
G. Sprague's Great American Novel: A Cautionary Tale of Procrastination and Hubris
Published Mar 09, 2025

#Medical Science
Scientists Confirm Pregnant Women Can Detect Cake Within 3-Mile Radius
Published Mar 01, 2025

#Interstellar News
Uranus Appears Closer Than Expected; Astronomers Giggle for Three Straight Hours
Published Feb 27, 2025

#The Daily Grind
When Your Morning Brew Becomes a Wrecking Crew
Published Feb 21, 2025

#Global Issues
World Leaders Attempt Synchronized Dance Routine and Confuse Nations
Published Feb 20, 2025

#Myths & Legends
BREAKING NEWS — Loch Ness Monster to Run for Office
Published Feb 19, 2025

#Religious Belief System
AI Creates Its Own Religion, Worships Sam Altman as Deity
Published Feb 17, 2025

#Human Interest
Man's Final 'What Could Go Wrong?' Makes History Database
Published Feb 11, 2025

#Cosplay & Puppets
Ruff Night at the Bar
Published Aug 28, 2024

#Explosions & Chaos
Chaos Ensues as Trailer Truck Drops It’s Load
Published Feb 28, 2024

#Music
The Twin Axe-Men: Lefty and Righty Shred Through Boundaries!
Published Feb 26, 2024

#Medical Science
The Waiting Game: A Gut-Wrenching Look at Colonoscopy Delays
Published Feb 25, 2024

#Home & Leisure
The Herculean Labors of Peeling a Goddamn Orange
Published Feb 24, 2024

#The Great Outdoors
The Comedic Concoctions of Crazy Carl's Maple Syrup Shack
Published Feb 23, 2024

#Existentialism
The Cruel Indifference of the Universe
Published Feb 22, 2024

#Senior Lifestyle
The Unlikely Friendship of Mildred and Bartholomew
Published Feb 21, 2024

#Head to Head
Snackonomics: Decoding the Absurdity of Apples vs. Oranges
Published Dec 03, 2023

#Goodbye, Thanks for all the Fish
When the Editors Take a Comic Detour: Denaro's Odyssey and Sprague's Novel
Published Oct 24, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
Out-of-This-World Tourism: Alien Visitors Review Earth's Weirdest Destinations
Published Oct 23, 2023

#Who Decides These Things?
The Claw-some Guide to Ascertain the Essential Feline Quota for a Certified Cat Lady
Published Oct 23, 2023

#Scientific Theory
Are We Just Body-Cam Footages on Interstellar Reality TV?
Published Oct 22, 2023

#Occult & Paranormal
The Real Haunted Housewives of the Jersey Shore: Where Paranormal Meets Pandemonium!
Published Oct 22, 2023

#Humor
Laugh or Walk the Plank
Published Oct 21, 2023

#Human Psychology
The Existential Crisis of Missing Trash Day
Published Oct 21, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
You Endured an Abduction? Here's Your Survival Guide For Post-Extraterrestrial Life!
Published Oct 20, 2023

#Home & Leisure
The Curious Case of Mr. Haversnatch's Ever-Filling Mailbox
Published Oct 20, 2023

#Special Interest
Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Your Captain Woofing
Published Oct 19, 2023

#Human Interest
The Altruistic Traffic Warrior and The Intricate Ballet That is His Morning Commute
Published Oct 19, 2023

#Feline Research
Dexter, the Feline Serial Slayer: My Cat, the Silent Squeak Reaper
Published Oct 18, 2023

#Senior Lifestyle
Skydiving with Sir Patrick — A Journey into the Uncharted Skies
Published Oct 18, 2023

#The Box Office
Fantastic Ms. Fox — The Fur-tastic Prequel
Published Oct 17, 2023

#Economics
Free Will with Every Purchase: The Irony of Capitalist Prosperity for All
Published Oct 17, 2023

#Medical Science
A Laughable Walk Down the 1880s Medical Lane
Published Oct 16, 2023

#Wacky Wildlife
Terry's Triumph as the River's Fastest Turtle
Published Oct 16, 2023

#Human Psychology
A Grumpy Guy's Adventure in the Land of Joy
Published Oct 15, 2023

#Evolution
Riveting Roller Coaster of Etiquette
Published Oct 15, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
When Alien Threats Fall Short – Literally!
Published Oct 14, 2023

#The Daily Grind
Traffic Jam Karaoke
Published Oct 14, 2023

#Life Lessons
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Multi-Lane Divided Highway?
Published Oct 13, 2023

#Hollywood
Dracula, Frankenstein, and Migraines: The Strangely Hilarious Birth of Horror Movies
Published Oct 13, 2023

#Leisure
A Desperate Plea for an Adult-Sized Hulk Themed Green Machine
Published Oct 12, 2023

#The Law
Lionel Lutz, The Eccentric Legal Genius Who Never Loses
Published Oct 12, 2023

#Astrology
Stars, Paws, and Claws — A Cosmic Journey Through Cat Astrology
Published Oct 11, 2023

#Human Psychology
The Throne War Begins: A Flush with Historical Domestic Disharmony
Published Oct 11, 2023

#Human Interest
Ignition Sleazy: The Perils of Pinto Dwelling – A Tale of Rejection
Published Oct 10, 2023

#Did You Know?
Unraveling the Meaning of Calling Someone ‘Yellow’
Published Oct 10, 2023

#Humor
Do Audiences Even Get Champshil's Shtick?
Published Oct 09, 2023

#Wacky Wildlife
One Pigeon’s Plight: The Battle of Man, Tray, and The Notion of Free Falling Scraps
Published Oct 09, 2023

#Humor
The Mishap Chronicles
Published Oct 08, 2023

#Feline Research
Why 'Catflix' Can't Hold a Candle to the Great, Feathered Outdoors
Published Oct 08, 2023

#Did You Know?
Maine-iac Paradox: When a Linguistic Quirk Triggers a Pine-Tree State Identity Crisis
Published Oct 07, 2023