thePasquino is an example of what can be accomplished when you use generative pre-trained transformers (OpenAI's ChatGPT and Google's Bard) along with artificial intelligence image generation services (Midjourney and Stable Diffusion) to create a humor and satire website.
Everything (well, nearly everything) you are about to see is not real. That's to say the articles, stories, comments and images (along with most of the scripts that generate it all) have all been created using artificial intelligence. Let me state this clearly... It has all been created with AI.
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