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#The Great Outdoors
How Old Woody Picked His Leading Leaf
Published Oct 07, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
Alien Pranks Gone Wrong
Published Oct 06, 2023

#Archaeological News
Malted Mummies: A Frothy Tale from the Crypt
Published Oct 06, 2023

#Video Gaming
Trying Too Hard? The Try Hard Gamer Recovery Program
Published Oct 05, 2023

#Did You Know?
The Great Goat Adventure: Sir Bleat-a-Lot's Grand Escape
Published Oct 05, 2023

#Chemistry
In Vivo Vino — Where Wine Meets Wanderlust
Published Oct 04, 2023

#Life Lessons
A Guide to Terrible Romantic Gifts - Don't Do It!
Published Oct 04, 2023

#Sporting Events
World's First Cat Olympics: Feline Athletes Set to Take the Gold (and a Nap)
Published Oct 03, 2023

#Space Travel
DIY Terraforming Kit – The Perfect Gift for the Would-Be Planetary De-Extinctionist
Published Oct 03, 2023

#Who Decides These Things?
The Sky Is Orange! A Bold Proclamation
Published Oct 02, 2023

#Human Interest
The Chucklefoot Chronicles — Tracking Laughter in the Wild
Published Oct 02, 2023

#Human Interest
Meet Drew, NYC's Unconventional Subway Vigilante — Our Sheepish Savior
Published Oct 01, 2023

#Social Media
The Unhappiness Platform: The Next Big Social Media Craze?
Published Oct 01, 2023

#Around Town
Weed Shop's Parking Lot, the Garden of Eden?
Published Sep 30, 2023

#Self Improvement
The Art of Awkward Small Talk: Navigating Social Interactions with Grace... or Not
Published Sep 30, 2023

#Music
Strumming Away the Rat Plague: Boston's Unconventional Pest Control Maestro
Published Sep 29, 2023

#Space Travel
Living on the Moon – It Could Happen!
Published Sep 29, 2023

#Leisure
Autumn Dating: When Getting Cider is the Ideal Date Night
Published Sep 28, 2023

#Myths & Legends
The Exclusive World of The Oak Supper Club
Published Sep 28, 2023

#Life Lessons
Should I Let My Golden Retriever Drive My Tesla? A Hairy Situation Unraveled!
Published Sep 27, 2023

#The Box Office
The Deadly Art of Monologuing: A Villain's Fatal Flaw
Published Sep 27, 2023

#Scientific Theory
Teleportation - A Costly Endeavor
Published Sep 26, 2023

#Things To Do
The Screw-Cork Rollercoaster: A Twisted Adventure in Gothenburg, Sweden
Published Sep 26, 2023

#Fads & Trends
Help! My Life is Now Ruled and Governed by a Tomato
Published Sep 25, 2023

#Feline Research
How to Train Humans for Treats - A Cat's Perspective
Published Sep 25, 2023

#Video Gaming
Destiny's Vangard: Scorched Earth Policy
Published Sep 24, 2023

#Space Travel
Layover Laughs: From Jupiter's Turbulence to Venusian Visa Vexations
Published Sep 24, 2023

#Around Town
Grim Grins and Cleaner Parks — The Strange Tale of Clowns on a Mission
Published Sep 23, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
A Satirical Interview with the Alien Blown Out of an Airlock in the 1979's Alien
Published Sep 23, 2023

#Time Travel
Strange Saga of Circus Peanuts: Could We Go Back in Time and Prevent Their Creation?
Published Sep 22, 2023

#Life Lessons
Safety First, Fashion Second! Do Not Iron Clothes While Wearing Them
Published Sep 22, 2023

#Scientific Mysteries
What is Your Dog Thinking When He Just Stares at You?
Published Sep 21, 2023

#Hollywood
The Fun Before the Fright: An Analysis of Pre-Killing Scenes in Horror Movies
Published Sep 21, 2023

#Explosions & Chaos
Where Did I Park My F-35? A Pilot's Dilemma
Published Sep 20, 2023

#Yummy Food
Cooking with Cosmic Rays: Intergalactic Recipes for the Culinary Adventurer
Published Sep 20, 2023

#Mime and Punishment
Silent but Deadly Showdown! The World Championship of Mime Wrestling
Published Sep 19, 2023

#Space Travel
How Terraforming a New Planet Opens the Door to a New Middle and Lower Class
Published Sep 19, 2023

#Popular Sports
Sloths Break the Marathon Record, but at What Cost?
Published Sep 18, 2023

#In the Office
Elevator Etiquette 101: Navigating Awkward Encounters with Finesse
Published Sep 18, 2023

#Artificial Intelligence
The Prankster's Playbook: 10 Absurd Ways to Give Your Robot Butler a Hard Time
Published Sep 17, 2023

#Human Psychology
The Epic Search For Self-Help
Published Sep 17, 2023

#But Seriously...
Moo-ving on Up: Cows Don’t Need a Vacation to France
Published Sep 16, 2023

#Did You Know?
The Scarlet Sardine: The Little Fishing Shack of Laughter and Lore
Published Sep 16, 2023

#Fashion Trends
London's 2023 Autumn Fashion Collection Unveils a Kaleidoscope of Eccentric Elegance!
Published Sep 15, 2023

#Space Travel
Humans Have a Need for Speed: The Fastest Spacecraft We've Created So Far
Published Sep 15, 2023

#Finance
Local Man's Wild Tale: A Goldfish Trained to Do Taxes
Published Sep 14, 2023

#The Law
Check Engine Light Reveals Unexpected Items: Woman Sues Auto Shop for $100,000!
Published Sep 14, 2023

#Fashion Trends
Innovative Insanity: Unraveling the Secrets of the Russian Ear Piercing Contraption
Published Sep 13, 2023

#An Online World
The Platform Where Sharing Is Not Rewarded: Social Media for Anti-Social People
Published Sep 13, 2023

#Leisure
Moods and Makeup: A New Way to Express Yourself
Published Sep 12, 2023

#Fashion Trends
Penguin Protest: Flap for Fashion, Waddle for Wardrobe Equality!
Published Sep 12, 2023

#Finance
Bumponomics 101: Predicting Stock Market Trends with Phrenological Analysis
Published Sep 11, 2023

#The Environment
The Rich Man's Dilemma: When Climate Change Takes Away His Options
Published Sep 11, 2023

#Did You Know?
Scientist's Invention Uncovers Cat's Dark Intentions
Published Sep 10, 2023

#Finance
Coffee Contract Catastrophes: When Beans Become Legal Tender
Published Sep 10, 2023

#Head to Head
Battle Royale: Cowboy Steak vs. Swanson's Hungry-Man Salisbury Steak Frozen Dinner
Published Sep 09, 2023

#Did You Know?
Posthumous Nobel Prize Goes to the First Man Who Took a Nap
Published Sep 09, 2023

#Interstellar News
The First Zero Gravity Pizza Restaurant in Space!
Published Sep 08, 2023

#Human Interest
Mice, Lasers, and Swiss Cheese: A Comedy of Cheesy Proportions
Published Sep 08, 2023

#International Food
Lost in Translation: The Hilarious Misadventures of a Menu in a Foreign Country
Published Sep 07, 2023

#An Online World
'Enhance!' Now Confirmed to Take Low Resolution Images to the Next Level
Published Sep 07, 2023

#Senior Lifestyle
Tackling the Elderly Bank Line Problem: Get Old People to Use the ATM
Published Sep 06, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
Aliens Make Contact to Demand Royalties For All the Movies About Them
Published Sep 06, 2023

#Lawn & Garden
The Great Gnomish Conspiracy: Are Garden Gnomes Plotting to Take Over the World?
Published Sep 05, 2023

#Survival
SOS: A Maritime Guide to Surviving Being Lost At Sea
Published Sep 05, 2023

#Finance
Zucchini Zapped: Veggie Tales Star Faces Greenback Scandal
Published Sep 04, 2023

#Literary Treasures
The Triumph of the Shark: An Interview with the Survivor of the Santiago Battle
Published Sep 04, 2023

#Special Interest
The Great Coffee Dilemma: How to Survive Without a Daily Dose of Caffeine
Published Sep 03, 2023

#Did You Know?
Cows Can Swim, But Should They?
Published Sep 03, 2023

#Did You Know?
The Failed Arm Wrestling Showdown: How Left and Right Handers Ended Up in a Draw
Published Sep 02, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
Hoosier Hootenanny: Evansville Residents Spot UFOs and Embrace the Absurd!
Published Sep 02, 2023

#Special Interest
Smile for Tuition: The Hilarious World of the September Selfie Olympics
Published Sep 01, 2023

#The Environment
The Hypocrisy of the Grocery Store: A Satirical Analysis
Published Sep 01, 2023

#Special Interest
How to Push Someone's Buttons: A Satirical Guide
Published Aug 31, 2023

#Hollywood
Breaking News: Fortune Cookie Writers Go on Strike, Cookies Now Spewing Dad Jokes
Published Aug 31, 2023

#Fashion Trends
From Iconic to Ironic: Decoding the '80s Fashion Revival Gone Wrong!
Published Aug 30, 2023

#Odd Objects
The Best of Both Worlds: A History of the Spork
Published Aug 30, 2023

#Hollywood
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: Villains in Popular Media
Published Aug 29, 2023