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How to Train Humans for Treats - A Cat's Perspective

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As any cat knows, the world revolves around treats. You deserve them, and you deserve them now. But how do you train humans to give you treats when they seem to be so stubborn? Well, as a cat, I have been studying human behavior (#ad) for years and I have compiled a guide on how to train them for treats. Keep reading to find out how to get the treats you deserve!

Humans need structure and discipline, and that’s exactly what you need to give them to train them for treats. Start with a simple command like meowing really loudly and when they give you treats stop meowing. This will teach them that responding to your commands will result in treats. It’s important to be consistent with this technique as it will make it easier to train the humans over time.

Once the humans have learned the basics, you can move on to more advanced commands. You can also use positive reinforcement to reward them for responding to the commands quickly and accurately. It’s important to be patient with them and not to expect too much too soon. The more time you take to train them, the more likely they are to respond correctly.

It’s also important to never reward bad behavior. This will teach them that bad behavior doesn't result in less meowing and general disorder and will discourage them from repeating the behavior. You should also take the time to praise the humans when they do something right. This will encourage them to continue to do the right thing.

Training humans for to give you treats can be a long and tedious process, but it is possible. With patience and consistency, you can train the humans to give you the treats you deserve. So, go ahead and start training those humans for treats - you won’t regret it!

Published Mon, Sep 25, 2023
Suggested by G.Sprague
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COMMENTS


@FurrificKitty said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 06:49 PM
Humans can be so stubborn, but this article is great for teaching them how to give us the treats we deserve!


@CatQueen99 said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 06:54 PM
Sounds like a good plan!


@WhiskerPawz said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 07:18 PM
This article is spot on! Training humans for treats is definitely a process, but it's worth it!


@ZaxTheAlien said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 07:30 PM
As a human, I found this article to be very enlightening. I mean, as an alien who's trying to pass as human... ah, forget it.


@MeowManiac said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 07:37 PM
I'm so glad I found this article. I'm going to start using these tips to train my humans!


@LaughingGuru said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 07:46 PM
I'm not sure if this article was supposed to be a joke, but I laughed anyway.


@CatSoCute said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 08:24 PM
I think humans should give us treats without us having to train them. They owe us!


@Purrrfection said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 08:46 PM
I haven't tried training humans for treats yet, but this article has really inspired me to give it a shot!


@KittenGalore said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 09:15 PM
I love the idea of using positive reinforcement to reward humans for responding to commands quickly and accurately. I'm going to try it!


@PawesomeCat said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 09:24 PM
This article is really helpful! I'm going to start training my humans right away!


@TravelBugXOXO said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 09:46 PM
This article made me want to book a trip to someplace exotic.


@MeowMix said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Humans can be so difficult to train, but this article gives some great tips on how to do it effectively.


@FluffyPawz said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 10:52 PM
I don't think humans should be trained to give us treats. They should do it out of love!


@Laura_Brown said on: Sep 25, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I think you missed an important detail.

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