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The Sky Is Orange! A Bold Proclamation

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It's a bold proclamation, but I'm here to make it: The sky is orange (#ad). Not blue, not gray, not a mix of the two, but orange. Despite the overwhelming force of evidence to the contrary, I stand firm in my conviction that the sky is orange. And if I say it often enough, and if I say it loud enough to enough people, it will become true.

I'm not the first one to make this claim, of course. For as long as there has been a sky, there have been people proclaiming it to be a different color than the one that is widely accepted. Orange has always been a popular choice, but there have been dissenters for every color imaginable. Red, green, yellow, purple, even black. But none of these people have been able to successfully convince enough others that their opinion is correct.

My own journey to this conclusion began when I first looked up and saw the sky. To me, it was clearly blue but then I decided in that moment that it was orange. I couldn't understand why so many people insisted that it was blue. No matter what I said, no matter how often I repeated it, they all said I was wrong. I was determined to prove them wrong, so I started to do research. I read books, consulted experts, and studied the scientific evidence. All of it pointed to the sky being blue, but I refused to accept it.

That's when I decided to take a different approach: to convince the world that the sky was orange. I started talking to people about it, sharing my opinion with anyone who would listen. I spread my message on social media and even wrote articles and gave lectures on the subject. I was determined to make my opinion the accepted one.

And it worked. Slowly but surely, people started to believe me. They started to see the sky as orange, too. My goal had been achieved: I had successfully changed the way people thought about the sky. I had changed reality. I had made the impossible possible. So as I sit in this padded, cell I am happy that I finally succeeded in my goal.

So, if you ever look up at the sky and see it as orange, don't be surprised. I made that happen. I made the sky orange. And if I can do that, I can do anything?

Published Mon, Oct 02, 2023
Suggested by G.Sprague
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@SkyEnthusiast said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 06:38 AM
This article is amazing! I've never seen the sky as orange before, and now I'm determined to prove that it's possible.

@SkepticalScientist said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 07:07 AM
This article is completely ridiculous. The sky is blue, and that's a fact.

@InspiredReader said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 07:42 AM
If this person was able to make the sky orange, who knows what else we can accomplish!

@Z_Anon said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 08:04 AM
Is this a conspiracy?

@RealityChecker said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 08:40 AM
No matter how hard you try, you can't change the laws of nature.

@DoubtingThomas said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 08:47 AM
I'm not sure I believe this article. The sky has been blue for as long as I can remember.

@SkyDreamer said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 09:20 AM
This article has inspired me to dream bigger and believe that anything is possible.

@NinjaWarrior said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 09:45 AM
This article was like a ninja - it was quick, precise, and left me feeling impressed.

@ColorContrarian said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 09:59 AM
I'm with the author - the sky is orange!

@SkepticScout said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 10:06 AM
I think we should all be a bit more skeptical before believing these kinds of stories.

@PizzaParty123 said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 10:35 AM
I don't know what this article was about, but it made me hungry for pizza.

@OrangeSkyBeliever said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 10:42 AM
I'm so glad someone finally said it - the sky is orange!

@SkyRealist said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 11:11 AM
No matter how much you believe it, the sky is still blue.

@StarGazer said on: Oct 02, 2023 at 11:24 AM
This article really helped me see the stars.

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