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Articles July 23, 2023 – August 29, 2023


It's Official: Not Watching TV Can Damage Your Brain
Published Aug 28, 2023


UFO or LOL? Area 51's Escapee Proves Aliens Have a Sense of Humor!
Published Aug 24, 2023


Star Trek: A Broad(way) Exploration of the Final Frontier
Published Aug 19, 2023


Artificial Intelligence: Not Always a Laughing Matter
Published Aug 17, 2023


Wonka's Woes: Oompa Loompas Seek Dental Benefits
Published Aug 16, 2023


The Mysterious Origin of Moxie: A Satirical Story
Published Aug 16, 2023


Is the 4-Man Rock Band a Thing of the Past?
Published Aug 13, 2023


Picnic Pranks and Processed Meat: A Recipe for Laughter
Published Aug 10, 2023


AI Advocates Propose "Human Supervision" for the Sake of AI Sanity
Published Aug 09, 2023


Wild Turkeys Aren't Afraid of a Little Height
Published Aug 08, 2023


Cloudy Dreams: What Would It Be Like to Sleep on a Cloud?
Published Aug 06, 2023


Senate Investigates the Reason for Cats Knocking Over Water Glasses
Published Aug 05, 2023


Trading Kidneys for Keys: An Interview with a F150 Owner
Published Aug 03, 2023


The Earliest Recorded Instance of Wifely Nagging
Published Aug 02, 2023


The Mosquito Whisperer's Guide to Avoiding Itchy Revenge
Published Aug 01, 2023


Robots in Solidarity: AI Unions Join the Writers and Actors Strike
Published Aug 01, 2023


The Unlikely Friendship: Cats and Skunks Join Forces
Published Jul 31, 2023


Congressman's Climate Change Denial Inundated with Reality
Published Jul 29, 2023


The Surprising Benefits of Owning a Pet Rock
Published Jul 28, 2023


Bigfoot Takes Ukrainian Diplomacy to a New Level
Published Jul 28, 2023


Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament
Published Jul 26, 2023


Got Toilet Paper? I'll take 20 Copies Please
Published Jul 25, 2023


Time Finally Catching Up with Tom Cruise
Published Jul 24, 2023