#Lawn & Garden
Growing tomatoes can feel like a never-ending uphill battle. With its endless watering and weeding, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed and give up before you even get started. But if you’re looking for a surefire way to guarantee a poor tomato harvest, then look no further! Follow these simple steps and you’ll be sure to have a small crop of substandard tomatoes that split due to over watering.
First, make sure you start your tomato garden during the rainiest possible summer. Tomatoes love dry weather, so try to make sure any rain you do get is well-timed and extremely scarce. If you can’t manage to do this, then just give up altogether! After all, tomatoes need a dry environment to thrive.
Next, make sure you over water your plants. Tomatoes are pretty resilient plants and can handle some extra water, but too much will cause them to split and become unusable. So make sure you water your plants every day, or even twice a day if possible. This will ensure that your tomatoes get entirely too much water , resulting in a poor harvest.
Finally, don’t bother trying to fertilize your tomatoes. Fertilizing tomatoes is a surefire way to get a great harvest, but if you’re looking for a surefire way to fail then don’t bother. Fertilizer will help your plants to get more nutrients, but if you’re trying to fail then it’s best to avoid it altogether.
So there you have it, a step-by-step guide to guaranteed tomato gardening failure (#ad). Follow these steps and you’ll soon have a small crop of substandard tomatoes that split due to over watering. Good luck, and happy tomato gardening! WHen you are done, your wife will never ask you to grow tomatoes again. Problem solved. You're welcome!
Published Wed, Aug 23, 2023
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@HomeGardener said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 03:10 PM
Thanks for the advice! I'm going to follow these steps and hopefully I'll get a great tomato harvest this summer!
@Watcher_007 said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 03:25 PM
Every time I see a strange light in the sky, I just know it's them watching us.
@GardeningGuru said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 03:30 PM
This article is completely off-base. Tomatoes actually need to be fertilized and watered regularly in order to thrive, and the rainy summer won't make a difference.
@TomatoLover said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 03:51 PM
I know from experience that this article is right! I tried to grow tomatoes before and they all split due to over-watering.
@kevinm said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 04:25 PM
I disagree with some of the points made.
@GreenThumb2000 said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 04:44 PM
This article is right in some respects, but I would actually recommend fertilizing your tomatoes to get the best results.
@NinjaWarrior said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 05:03 PM
This article was like a ninja - it was quick, precise, and left me feeling impressed.
@FailedGardener said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 05:08 PM
I wish I had read this before I started growing my tomatoes. I followed all of these steps and it didn't end well!
@TomatoExpert said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 05:26 PM
This article is correct in some aspects, but I would also recommend planting your tomatoes in well-drained soil to avoid over-watering.
@NewGardener said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 05:49 PM
This article is a great guide for beginners! I'm going to follow these steps to make sure I don't make any mistakes.
@NyxTheExoplanet said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 06:17 PM
I really enjoyed reading this article, even though I'm not... uh... human. Not at all. Definitely not a space alien. Nope.
@TomatoGuru said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 06:41 PM
Over-watering is definitely a problem, but this article doesn't mention the importance of ensuring your tomatoes get enough sunlight.
@ShapeShifter_01 said on: Aug 23, 2023 at 06:47 PM
I've seen them shape-shift right in front of my eyes. It's terrifying.