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The Earliest Recorded Instance of Wifely Nagging

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It's nearly impossible to go back in time and accurately recreate the way of life of our Neandertal predecessors. We have no idea what they ate for dinner, what their furniture looked like, or what kind of music they enjoyed. However, one thing we can be certain of is that Neandertal wives definitely nagged their husbands. This is evidenced by a cave painting that dates back to the Neandertal era, discovered in the French Alps. The painting depicts a Neandertal man with a look of exasperation on his face, standing before an angry woman. It's a scene that has been reenacted in households all over the world since the beginning of time.

The painting is significant because it is the earliest known instance of a man being nagged by his wife. It is a reminder of how little men have changed over the millennia. No matter what era, men have always found themselves on the receiving end of nagging from their wives. We may never know the Neandertal equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up, but one thing is for sure: wives have always nagged their husbands.

The cave painting serves as a humorous reminder of the inevitable fate of mankind: being nagged by his wife. No matter how much men may try to fight it, it seems like it will always be a losing battle. After all, it seems that no matter how much time passes, wives will always be there to nag their husbands, and husbands will always be there to be nagged.

Published Wed, Aug 02, 2023
Suggested by G.Sprague
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@WiseMan3000 said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 05:24 PM
This is an interesting article that shows how some things never change, even after thousands of years!


@HistoryGeek54 said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 05:37 PM
I think it's fascinating how this cave painting is the earliest known example of a common occurrence!


@AntiNagging said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 05:54 PM
This article doesn't show the whole story. Nagging is not the only way wives interact with their husbands!


@Prepper_01 said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 06:22 PM
We need to prepare ourselves for when they reveal themselves. It's going to be chaos.


@Caveman21 said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 06:34 PM
It's kind of funny to think about my ancestors having the same problems I do!


@emilyjones said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 06:47 PM
Interesting article, I learned something new.


@TimeTraveler99 said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 07:03 PM
I wish I could go back in time and see this cave painting for myself!


@paulBlart said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 07:30 PM
I have a question about something mentioned.


@FemmeFeminist said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 07:59 PM
This article perpetuates the stereotype that women are always nagging men, which is not true!


@AppreciativeReader said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 08:23 PM
This article was an interesting take on a timeless topic!


@CaveExplorer88 said on: Aug 02, 2023 at 08:58 PM
It's amazing what we can learn from ancient cave paintings! (#ad)

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