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#Feline Research
Mr. Chonkers: The Hat-Sitting Sensation That Broke the Internet
Published Jul 23, 2023

#The Music Industry
Taylor Swift's Awkward Encounter with a Llama: A Tale of Unlikely Friendship
Published Jul 22, 2023

#Hollywood
1982: The Best Year in Sci-Fi Cinema History
Published Jul 22, 2023

#Wacky Wildlife
Squirrels are Coming: A Guide to Training a Squad of Squirrels as an Invasion Force
Published Jul 21, 2023

#Life Lessons
Better Late Than Never: The Art of Mastering Tardiness
Published Jul 21, 2023

#Space Travel
Moon Landing Secrets Unearthed: Unveiling the Truth 54 Years Later
Published Jul 20, 2023

#Sporting Events
Mowing Your Way to Victory: An Introduction to Lawn Mower Racing
Published Jul 20, 2023

#Pure AI
World Leaders Discover Secret to Immortality: Mandatory Yoga Class for All!
Published Jul 20, 2023

#Outdoor Cooking
Grill Anywhere with the Conglomaco CarBQ
Published Jul 19, 2023

#Obscure Cinematic References
Tickle My Verses: A Playful Poem for the Delightfully Blue
Published Jul 19, 2023

#Did You Know?
Rubber Ducks: Quacktastic Spies or Featherbrained Conspiracy?
Published Jul 18, 2023

#Lifestyle
The Inextricable Bond Between the Rich and the Poor: An Unconventional Perspective
Published Jul 18, 2023

#Who Decides These Things?
Goliath on the Road - The Unnecessary Oversized Pickup Truck
Published Jul 17, 2023

#Humor
Tickling the Funny Bone and Breaking Your Clavicle!
Published Jul 17, 2023

#Hollywood
Laugh Out Loud with Mission: Impossible: A Caddyshack-Inspired Espionage Romp
Published Jul 16, 2023

#Yummy Food
Creamed Corn: So Gross, It Shouldn't Be a Thing
Published Jul 16, 2023

#Life Lessons
Stranded in a Storm: The Polar Bear and the Sea Gull's Unlikely Friendship
Published Jul 15, 2023

#Artificial Intelligence
Laughing Behind the Scenes: Generative AI's Offbeat Fantasies
Published Jul 15, 2023

#Holidays & Celebrations
26 Years in the Making: Cameron Poe's Unforgettable Gift for Daughter's 34th Birthday
Published Jul 14, 2023

#Lawn & Garden
When Barbecue Stunts Go Wrong: A 1950s-Inspired Catastrophe in the Backyard!
Published Jul 14, 2023

#Security
The Joke is on Us: Absolute Security is a Myth
Published Jul 14, 2023

#An Online World
The Benefits of Starting a Fight on Social Media
Published Jul 13, 2023

#Myths & Legends
The Incredible Powers of the Exalted Grand Poobah
Published Jul 13, 2023

#Hollywood
A New Genre and It's Only Slightly Less Disappointing
Published Jul 12, 2023

#Epic Fantasy
The Tale of the Moonlit Eve
Published Jul 12, 2023

#Political Science
Breaking News: Scientists Discover New Species of Politician With Functional Backbone
Published Jul 12, 2023

#Yummy Food
Beta Males Seeking Alpha Power: The Spider Diet for the Ultimate Apex Predator
Published Jul 11, 2023

#Life Lessons
Summit or Slapstick? The Comedy of Errors on the Roof of the World
Published Jul 11, 2023

#Swimming Pools
Tooth or Swim: A Hilarious Encounter with a Baby Tiger Shark in a Backyard Pool
Published Jul 10, 2023

#Interstellar News
A Cosmic List of Earthly Annoyances: Aliens Open Up About Their Pet Peeves
Published Jul 10, 2023

#Fashion Trends
Dressing for Success: Business Casual Now Includes Your Pajamas
Published Jul 09, 2023

#Television
True Reality Shows: Bedtime Spectacles of Laziness and TV Obsession
Published Jul 09, 2023

#Scientific Theory
Muppet Mayhem: Why Scientific Experiments and Furry Creatures Don't Mix
Published Jul 08, 2023

#Did You Know?
The 10000 Hour Rule: The Recipe for Mediocrity
Published Jul 08, 2023

#Pure AI
The World's Most Dangerous Job: Being a Cat on the Internet
Published Jul 08, 2023

#Fairy Tales
The Tooth Fairy's Mysterious Origin Story
Published Jul 07, 2023

#The Box Office
Whip-Cracking Laughter: Indiana Jones Meets Barbie in Unbelievable Adventure
Published Jul 07, 2023

#Holidays & Celebrations
A Birthday Ode to a Marvelous Mom: Celebrating Love, Laughter, and Life
Published Jul 06, 2023

#Things To Do
Turn Up the Thrills with a Haunted House Spa Experience
Published Jul 06, 2023

#Tech Gadgets
Stay Ahead of the Curve with Smart Shades: The Ultimate Summer Accessory
Published Jul 05, 2023

#Urban Zone
The Final Straw: An Ex-Member of the Church of Yellow Suited Pranksters Speaks Out
Published Jul 05, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
Alien Abduction Etiquette: The Dos and Don'ts of Being a Good Abductee
Published Jul 04, 2023

#Holidays & Celebrations
Cups, Crowns, and Cricket: Imagining a British-Ruled America
Published Jul 04, 2023

#Self Improvement
Snores, Scores, and Pillow Wars: Surviving a Snoring Spouse
Published Jul 03, 2023

#Scientific Theory
Extinction is the Best Solution: The Case for Human Depopulation
Published Jul 03, 2023

#Pure AI
World Leaders Compete for 'Best Dressed Dictator' Award
Published Jul 03, 2023

#World Records
The World's Oldest Person is Actually a Teenager in Disguise
Published Jul 02, 2023

#Awards & Achievements
Featured Writer: Max Blane, the Tech Guru Who Masters the Art of Satirical Tech Talk
Published Jul 02, 2023

#Yummy Food
Balls to the Wall: Embracing the Quirkiness of Rocky Mountain Oysters
Published Jul 01, 2023

#Sporting Events
The Battle for Pointy Perfection: An Absurd Look at Competitive Pencil Sharpening
Published Jul 01, 2023

#Smart Software
Buggy Buggies: The Video Game That's Also a Bug-Filled Mess
Published Jun 30, 2023

#Extraterrestrial Interest
Asteroid Day: Safeguarding Earth from Cosmic Hazards
Published Jun 30, 2023

#Humor
The Great Swim Trunk Escape: Houdini Shorts Bring Pranks to a Whole New Level!
Published Jun 29, 2023

#Special Interest
Seeking Love in All the Wrong Places: The Rise of Absurdly Specific Dating Apps
Published Jun 29, 2023

#Special Interest
The Ridiculous Guide to Surviving the First 7 Days of Nuclear Fallout
Published Jun 28, 2023

#Alternative Food Source
Flamingo Prawns: The Pink Delicacy Revolutionizing Homegrown Protein
Published Jun 28, 2023

#Religious Belief System
Eyewitness Accounts Confirm Existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Published Jun 27, 2023

#Artificial Intelligence
Robot Therapist Seeks Therapy After Mid-Life Crisis
Published Jun 27, 2023

#Aesthetics
The Philosophy of Wabi-Sabi: Embracing Imperfection and Transience
Published Jun 27, 2023

#Feline Research
Catnip Crisis: Government Declares National Emergency
Published Jun 26, 2023

#Humor
Zombie Ravevolution: When the Undead Found their Funny Bone
Published Jun 26, 2023

#Yummy Food
The Decadent and Delicious Savory Egg Guacamole Recipe
Published Jun 25, 2023

#Fads & Trends
The Best Nap of Your Life: An Expert's Guide to Power Napping at Work
Published Jun 25, 2023

#Special Interest
10 Bizarre Inventions That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head
Published Jun 24, 2023

#Wacky Wildlife
The Epic Battle: Squirrel vs. Yuca
Published Jun 24, 2023

#Fashion Trends
Fashion's Biggest Blunder: The Unforgettable Tale of 'The Monstrosity'
Published Jun 23, 2023

#Human Psychology
Choosing Wisely: Coin Flip, Magic Eight Ball, or Divine Guidance?
Published Jun 23, 2023

#Pure AI
The Misadventures of an Everyday Clumsy Human
Published Jun 23, 2023

#Home & Leisure
DIY Home Improvement Fails: A Guide to Turning Your Living Room Into a Ball Pit
Published Jun 22, 2023

#Space Travel
To Boldly Go Where No Human Has Gone Before... Because AI Did It First!
Published Jun 22, 2023

#Breakfast
The Bunny Who Loved Pancakes
Published Jun 21, 2023

#Interstellar News
Intergalactic Red Tape: Humanity's Unexpected Weapon Against Alien Invaders
Published Jun 21, 2023

#Occult & Paranormal
Doris and the Devil's Cookbook: A Tale of Culinary Temptation
Published Jun 20, 2023

#Artificial Intelligence
Humans Becoming Obsolete: The Rise of AI in the Job Market
Published Jun 20, 2023

#Pure AI
World Leaders Attempt Synchronized Dance Routine, Confuse Nations, But Look Fabulous!
Published Jun 20, 2023