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Articles May 14, 2023 – June 19, 2023


The Great Chimp Coffee Debate: Is It Harmful or Helpful?
Published Jun 19, 2023


Humans: The Hairless, Dumb Cats of the World?
Published Jun 18, 2023


Airline Hostesses of the Past: A Different World
Published Jun 18, 2023


Why Do Studios Copy B Movies?
Published Jun 17, 2023


Laughing Through Life's Lunacy: A Comical Take
Published Jun 16, 2023


The Absurdity of 6-Factor Authentication
Published Jun 16, 2023


The Developing Brain: A Psychedelic Experience?
Published Jun 12, 2023


Hair Plugs: Because Who Needs a Natural Hairline Anyway?
Published Jun 11, 2023


Got a Trashcan You Can't Trash? Here's What To Do
Published Jun 11, 2023


The Dark Secrets of My Grandpa's 1957 Chevy Bel-Air
Published Jun 10, 2023


The Purrfect Defense: Why Cats Are Immune to Alien Abductions
Published June 9, 2023


Don't Attract Sharks by Being Delicious
Published June 7, 2023


Genetically Modified Goats: The Future of Lawn Care?
Published June 6, 2023


Ctrl-Alt-Defeat: Is the robot revolution closer than we think?
Published June 6, 2023


Why I Write About Aliens So Much
Published June 2, 2023


Cautionary Tale: Autocorrect Can Be a Powerful Weapon
Published June 2, 2023


A Comprehensive Guide to Your Disturbing Dreams
Published June 1, 2023


From Melting Minds to Firefighters: A Memorable Morning
Published May 31, 2023


The Story Behind the World's Most Expensive Cocktail
Published May 31, 2023


Froggy Frenzy: The Latest Craze Amongst Collectors
Published May 29, 2023


Massive Avocado-Shaped Asteroid to Pass Earth
Published May 28, 2023


Anxious Mailmen in a Dog Eat Mailman World
Published May 28, 2023


The Great Flying Car Debacle: A Century of Broken Promises
Published May 27, 2023


Celebrating a Century: thePasquino.com's 100th Article Milestone
Published May 26, 2023


Jeff Goldblum: The Unlikely Hero of Science and Reluctant Soothsayer
Published May 26, 2023


The Future of Hair Restoration: The Follicle-o-Matic
Published May 25, 2023


The Truth About Those Mysterious Trash Can Tracks
Published May 24, 2023


Black Holes: Gateways to New Universes?
Published May 23, 2023


Why You Should Never Put a Cow in Your Swimming Pool
Published May 22, 2023


Why Do Today What You Can Put Off Until Tomorrow?
Published May 22, 2023


Officially the Easiest Sporting Event in the World
Published May 21, 2023


Conglomaco's Robotic Bird Revolution
Published May 21, 2023


The Robot That Will Tell You Which TV Shows Suck
Published May 20, 2023


The Timeless Appeal of John Cassaday's Distinctive Artwork
Published May 20, 2023


Let's Get Weird with Mac & Cheese Ice Cream
Published May 19, 2023


How Aliens Can Save the Summer Job Market
Published May 18, 2023


The Shocking Truth About the World in 2523
Published May 18, 2023


The Secret World of Underground Disco Clubs
Published May 17, 2023


Scientists Find Piles of Missing Socks in Nevada Desert
Published May 17, 2023


Man's Life Ruined in a Day After Using AI
Published May 16, 2023


A Low-Carb Alternative to Enjoying Life
Published May 16, 2023