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#Science
The Great Finite Bang of the Universe
Published May 14, 2023

#Technology
Because There's No Such Thing As Too Much Security
Published May 14, 2023

#Entertainment
Leeloo: A Prequel to The Fifth Element
Published May 13, 2023

#Urban Zone
The Impact of Pranksters on the Price of Bananas
Published May 13, 2023

#Health & Fitness
The Calorie Terminator: A New Way to Make Sure You Eat Right
Published May 12, 2023

#It's Prom Season
The Saddest Prom Queens: A Tragic Tale of High School Heartbreak
Published May 12, 2023

#Parlay Vous
The Old Woman, the Bird, and the Piece of Cheese
Published May 11, 2023

#Olympic Sports
Paper Airplane Throwing Added to the Olympics – Get Your Planes Ready
Published May 11, 2023

#Yummy Food
The Sausage Revolution: Conglomaco's New Desktop Sausage Dispenser
Published May 10, 2023

#Punk Rock
Liam Lynch's Long-Awaited Sequel to "Whatever"
Published May 10, 2023

#Technology
Robot-Arm Wrestling: The Rise of the Machines in Sports
Published May 9, 2023

#Feline Research
Will Cats Ever Play Beethovens 5th Symphony?
Published May 9, 2023

#Space Travel
Hollywood Director Wanted For Mars Mission Hoax
Published May 8, 2023

#Literary Treasures
Barkley's Brave Endeavor: Saving the World Forever
Published May 8, 2023

#Offroad Tech
Mud, Sweat, and Gears
Published May 7, 2023

#Science
Is a Fungus Controlling Your Mind?
Published May 7, 2023

#Middle Ages Tech
Analysing the Impact of Pitchforks on Human Evolution
Published May 6, 2023

#Art Installations
If You Can't Understand It, It Must Be Brilliant
Published May 6, 2023

#Humor
The Art of Being Uncool
Published May 5, 2023

#Celebrations
Americans Guide to Cinco de Mayo
Published May 5, 2023

#Hybrid Biology
A New Pet That Will Make You Say 'Duck Yeah!' - The QuackerDoodle
Published May 4, 2023

#The Empire
May the Bark Be With You: A Dog Wars Story
Published May 4, 2023

#Yummy Food
Breaking the Mold: A Charcuterie Board with a Twist
Published May 3, 2023

#New From Conglomaco
KobeCola: The New Flavor Combination from Conglomaco
Published May 3, 2023

#Technology
The Ultimate Way to Frustrate Scam Callers
Published May 2, 2023

#Offroad Tech
World's Largest Monster Truck: Mega Mauler
Published May 2, 2023

#Odd Mechanical Devices
Because Picking Up Litter by Hand is Overrated
Published May 1, 2023

#Archaeological News
The Fossilized Air Jordan Discovery
Published May 1, 2023

#Intergalactic News
Aliens Reject Earth After Watching Kardashians
Published April 30, 2023

#Lifestyle
The Lazy Person's Guide to Success
Published April 30, 2023

#Yummy Food
Hood Launches Cosmic New Flavor: Space Debris!
Published April 29, 2023

#The Marvel Universe
Grandma's Got This!
Published April 29, 2023

#Technology
The Next Big Thing in Self Driving Tech
Published April 28, 2023

#Did You Know?
Scooby Doo's Guide to Being a Great Dane
Published April 28, 2023

#Entertainment
Abraham Lincoln: Dragon Whisperer
Published April 27, 2023

#The Law
Monster Cat Arraigned in Local Court
Published April 27, 2023

#Urban Zone
Inner City Youth In-Reach Program
Published April 26, 2023

#Breakfast
Got Milk? No, but I've Got Walnuts
Published April 26, 2023

#The Law
Hurt Feelings Attorneys at Law
Published April 25, 2023

#Science
Aliens May Think That The Movie Idiocracy Is Real
Published April 25, 2023

#In the Kitchen
Red Means Go: How Red Can Save You Time in the Kitchen
Published April 25, 2023

#Green Living
The Coolest Home Design
Published April 24, 2023

#Military Life
Older Sister/Younger Military Brother Syndrome
Published April 24, 2023

#Pet Care
Why Your Cat Doesn't Want to Juggle Oranges
Published April 23, 2023

#World Aid
Fringe Group Wants U-Hauls Instead of Food
Published April 23, 2023

#Urban Zone
A Disruption in the Textile District
Published April 22, 2023

#Science
Double Thumbs Up!!
Published April 22, 2023

#Lonely Existence
The Madness of Being a Lighthouse Keeper
Published April 21, 2023

#Fads & Trends
Distressed Cars, a Millennial Love Affair
Published April 21, 2023

#Green Living
Introducing the Future of Electrical Outlets
Published April 21, 2023

#Did You Know?
The Real Meaning Behind 420
Published April 20, 2023

#Humor
Bob and the Scale of Absurdity
Published April 20, 2023

#Science
The Earth is Not Round or Flat, It's a Cube
Published April 20, 2023

#Senior Lifestyle
80 Rock
Published April 19, 2023

#Pet Care
A New Porcelain Cat Bidet
Published April 19, 2023

#Around Town
Cities and Towns Giving Up on Road Maintenance
Published April 18, 2023

#Fashion Trends
Get That Grimy Barefoot Feeling Without Going Outside
Published April 18, 2023

#Lawn & Garden
The Ultimate in Lazy Living
Published April 17, 2023

#On The Road
AI Causing Serious Road Rage
Published April 17, 2023

#Space Travel
Birds Cause SpaceX Launch Delay
Published April 17, 2023

#Entertainment
Price Is Right to Clone Previous Host
Published April 16, 2023

#Space Travel
Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Published April 16, 2023

#National News
The Onion Becomes Legit News Organization
Published April 13, 2023

#Entertainment
AI Creates Bob & Sally Reality TV Show
Published April 13, 2023

#Technology
Jeopardy – ChatGPT vs. IBM's Watson
Published April 13, 2023

#Explosions & Chaos
Giant Tabby Cat Terrorizes Midwestern Town
Published April 12, 2023

#Entertainment
The Office Reboot – With A Legal Twist
Published April 12, 2023

#U.S. Politics
Brad Pitt For President Because Why Not
Published April 11, 2023

#Tech Gadgets
Don't Just Listen To Music – Wear It!
Published April 11, 2023

#Lawn & Garden
How To Grow Tall Asparagus
Published April 11, 2023

#Eco-Friendly
Swimming Pool Aquatic Biome
Published April 11, 2023

#Urban Zone
Yellow Suited Troublemakers Swarm Boston
Published April 11, 2023

#International Food
Goddess Holds Secret To Perfect Pizza
Published April 11, 2023

#Tech Gadgets
Karaoke Kitty – Cat Karaoke Smart Device
Published April 11, 2023

#Human Psychology
Solitude: The Unexpected Comedy Show - When Extroverts Embrace Their Inner Introverts
Published Apr 4, 2022

#Covid 19 Pandemic
The Quarantine Chronicles: A Young Woman's Covid Lockdown Journal
Published May 18, 2020

#U.S. Politics
The Unseen Silver Lining in the U.S.-China Trade War
Published Jan 17, 2019

#Human Interest
Global Unity: #MeToo Movement Inspires Change Worldwide
Published Jan 21, 2018

#Our Musical Past
Lost Beatles Album "Brexit" Discovered with Hilarious Track Titles!
Published Mar 29, 2017

#Global Issues
Benefits of Pyongyang's Nuclear Ambitions: Whiter Teeth and Gigantic Tomatoes!
Published Sep 10, 2016

#Space Travel
NASA's Cosmic Oopsie - A Metric Mess Lands a Lander on the Wrong Comet!
Published Nov 14, 2014