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Fringe Group Wants U-Hauls Instead of Food

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A fringe psuedo religious group that idolizes long dead Sam Kinison has made a strange demand to aid organizations around the world. They are requesting that instead of sending food to people in need, they send them U-Hauls instead.

The group believes that it is more efficient to provide people with the means to move to where the food is, rather than spending the money and resources to send food to them.

The group has been gaining in popularity, mostly due to its strange and eccentric views.

Organizations such as the Red Cross and World Food Program have expressed confusion and concern at the request.

Many feel that it is an overreach and a misuse of resources.

The group, however, is standing firm in their belief that U-Hauls are the more efficient option, and they are refusing to budge.

The group continues to grow in numbers, and they are not backing down from their stance.

Aid organizations are now faced with a difficult decision: do they accept the group's request and send U-Hauls, or do they reject it and risk alienating the group?

It remains to be seen what the outcome of this situation will be. Will the aid organizations accept the group's request, or will they turn them away?

Published Sun, Apr 23, 2023
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COMMENTS


@UhaulLover said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 08:42 AM
I think this is a great idea! We should definitely send U-Hauls instead of food.


@NoWayJose said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 08:50 AM
This is an outrageous request. We should not be wasting resources on U-Hauls when people are starving.


@CPSenergy said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 08:52 AM
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@WFP_Rules said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 09:24 AM
The World Food Program will not be providing U-Hauls to anyone, but we are more than willing to help those in need of food.


@UhaulorBust said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 09:35 AM
U-Hauls are the way to go!


@FeedTheHungry said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 09:57 AM
We should focus on feeding the hungry, not wasting resources on U-Hauls.


@SubmarineScreenDoor said on: Apr 23, 2023 at 10:21 AM
This article was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

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