#Humor
In a world filled with moaning, brain-craving undead, a unique breed has risen from the grave: the Happiest Zombies! These merry munchers have left behind their groans and dreary outlooks for a life of infectious laughter and eternal joy. But where did they come from, and what makes them so hilariously happy?
Legend has it that the first Happiest Zombie emerged from a cursed taco truck that was struck by lightning during a salsa-dancing festival. Instead of succumbing to the usual zombie gloom, this fortunate undead creature began busting moves, laughing manically, and spreading contagious happiness to all the undead in its path. Thus, the joyous zombie revolution was born!
But why are they so darn happy? Well, it turns out that being freed from the trivialities of human existence is quite liberating. No longer bogged down by societal pressures, fashion trends, or terrible hair days, these zombies are truly living (or rather, undead) their best lives.
Imagine not worrying about your appearance because your decaying flesh is already falling off—what a time-saver! And forget about dieting; the Happiest Zombies have an insatiable appetite for laughter, not brains. They roam the streets in search of the funniest jokes and puns, consuming them like a fine dining experience. They find humor in the simplest things, like their own clumsiness or the way their limbs fall off mid-dance.
So, if you're feeling down and need a pick-me-up, look no further than the Happiest Zombies. Their infectious laughter and jolly attitude are enough to make even the grumpiest of humans crack a smile. Embrace the lighter side of the undead, and remember: life is too short to take yourself—or your rotting flesh—too seriously. Let's dance like no one's watching, or in this case, like everyone is watching and can't stop laughing!
Published Mon, Jun 26, 2023
Suggested by W.Denaro
Managing Editor
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@ZombieLolz said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 08:44 AM
LOL, this article cracked me up! Who knew zombies could be so hilarious? I'm signing up for the next undead dance-off. Bring on the salsa and the dismembered limbs!
@GrinAndChomp said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 08:58 AM
Happiest Zombies? Count me in! Finally, a reason to embrace the decay and laugh in the face of adversity. I'm brushing up on my zombie comedy routine as we speak. Brain-flavored punchlines, anyone?
@YellowEvangelist said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 09:30 AM
Yellow is not just a color, it's a message. Spread the word and let's make the world a brighter place.
@GigglingGhoul said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 09:44 AM
OMG, this is the best thing I've read since my left arm fell off! I can totally relate to the Happiest Zombies. Who needs a day at the spa when you can have a good laugh while your body decomposes? #ZombieSelfCare
@InsaneCarrot said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 09:50 AM
I read this article while holding a carrot. I'm not sure why, but it felt right.
@ZombifiedJester said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 09:57 AM
Happiest Zombies, you've slain me with your infectious laughter! I can't stop imagining a group of undead grooving to Thriller, limbs flying all over the place. It's like a graveyard rave party, and I'm dying to join!
@RottingWithLaughter said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 10:28 AM
As a zombie enthusiast, I've always wondered why they're so grumpy. But now, thanks to this enlightening article, I realize that being undead isn't all doom and gloom. Kudos to the Happiest Zombies for turning their decaying lives into a never-ending comedy show. Stand-up comedy in the cemetery, anyone?
@john314 said on: Jun 26, 2023 at 11:01 AM
The END is near!