#Extraterrestrial Interest
Have you ever noticed those strange tracks in your trash can? The ones that look like they were made by something small and furry, like maybe a raccoon? Well, I have some news for you: those tracks are made by aliens.
That's right, aliens are definitely getting into your trash. They're not just looking for food, either. They're also taking samples of our garbage to study our culture and technology.
How do I know this? Well, I have absolutely no proof, because they clean up after they are done. They are meticulous at covering thier tracks. I never even hear them. I never see them, but I know they were there! Then when I check the trash cans they look completely undisturbed, like they were never here. They take things from the trash can, and then they disappear into the night.
I'm not sure why aliens are so interested in trash, but I'm sure it's for some important reason. Maybe they're trying to learn more about us, or maybe they're just looking for a snack. Whatever the reason, it's clear that aliens are definitely getting into our trash.
So next time you find your trash cans exactly as you left them, don't be alarmed. Just know that you're not alone. The aliens are here, and they're watching us.
Published Wed, May 24, 2023
Suggested by G.Sprague
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@alien-believer said on: May 24, 2023 at 08:42 AM
I believe you! I've seen those tracks too. I'm glad someone else is talking about this.
@skeptic said on: May 24, 2023 at 08:51 AM
This is ridiculous. There's no such thing as aliens. You're just seeing things.
@open-minded said on: May 24, 2023 at 09:18 AM
I don't know what to believe. But it's definitely interesting to think about.
@alien-debunker said on: May 24, 2023 at 09:58 AM
Those tracks are probably just from raccoons or something. There's no way aliens are real.
@the-aliens said on: May 24, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Hahaha, this guy with his trash cans. No body wants your trash cans.
@Xenophobe_02 said on: May 24, 2023 at 10:22 AM
I just know they're among us, and it's only a matter of time before they make their move.
@alien-enthusiast said on: May 24, 2023 at 10:54 AM
I'm so excited! I've always wanted to meet an alien. Maybe they'll leave me a message in my trash can.