Lost Beatles Album "Brexit" Discovered with Hilarious Track Titles!

Breaking News: thePasquino.com has just learned that a long-lost Beatles album, titled "Brexit" has miraculously surfaced, containing a whopping 12 previously unreleased tracks. We couldn't help but chuckle at the track titles on this musical masterpiece. It seems like the Fab Four had a crystal ball when it came to predicting Britain's tumultuous relationship with the European Union.

Track 1: "Article 50 Twist and Shout": The album kicks off with this toe-tapping track, celebrating the initiation of divorce proceedings with some serious twist and shout action.

Track 2: "Lisbon Treaty Love": A soulful ballad that reflects the passionate affair between Britain and the Lisbon Treaty. It's a love story for the ages.

Track 3: "Hangin' with a Hung Parliament": A groovy tune that captures the essence of the UK's political landscape after a snap election went awry.

Track 4: "Debts and Regrets": A bluesy number that laments the hefty financial settlement Britain had to agree to. €40 billion? €60 billion? Who's counting, really?

Track 5: "Hard Brexit Boogie": When negotiations get tough, the tough get boogieing! This track showcases the chaotic dance of uncertainty.

Track 6: "March 29 Farewell": A touching farewell song to the EU, featuring harmonious melodies and tearful goodbyes.

Track 7: "Backstop Baby": A playful track about the infamous Irish backstop. Let's just say it involves a lot of fancy footwork.

Track 8: "Borderline Chaos": An instrumental that perfectly captures the mood at the British border as the clock ticks down.

Track 9: "Rule Britannia Reimagined": A rock anthem celebrating Britain's newfound independence, complete with air guitar solos.

Track 10: "Tug of Trade": A jazzy number that highlights the ongoing trade negotiations and the constant back-and-forth.

Track 11: "Brexodus Ballroom": A waltz for all the citizens who left, or considered leaving, in the wake of Brexit.

Track 12: "The Union Reunion": The final track, a poignant reminder that even in the midst of chaos, unity is never out of reach.

So, there you have it! The lost Beatles album "Brexit" has not only been found but also provides a comically surreal soundtrack to the UK's turbulent journey out of the EU. Who knew that John, Paul, George, and Ringo were such political soothsayers? Keep grooving, folks, and remember, in the world of satire, anything is possible!

@BeatlesMania65 said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 03:14 PM
Who would've thought the Beatles could predict the Brexit saga? "Rule Britannia Reimagined" is my new anthem for sure!

@InsaneChicken said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 03:32 PM
I read this article while wearing a chicken suit. It was a clucking good time!

@EUEnthusiast said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 03:57 PM
Hilarious! I guess even the Fab Four couldn't resist taking a jab at the Brexit chaos. "Tug of Trade" sums it up perfectly.

@AbbeyRoadie said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 04:03 PM
"Hard Brexit Boogie" - Now that's a dance I'd love to see! Thanks for the laughs, thePasquino.com.

@CaptainObvious said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 04:09 PM
The title of this article really gave away what it was about.

@BrexitBeatle said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 04:29 PM
As a Beatles fan and a Brexit observer, this article made my day! "Backstop Baby" had me in stitches.

@LennonLover42 said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 04:50 PM
"March 29 Farewell" - A bittersweet tune for a bittersweet moment in history. The Beatles were always ahead of their time.

@TimeTraveler said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 05:29 PM
I read this article while traveling through time. It's amazing how far we've come.

@RockNRollBrexit said on: Mar 29, 2017 at 05:49 PM
I can't decide if "Debts and Regrets" or "Borderline Chaos" is my Brexit theme song. Either way, this article is pure gold!