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Humans: The Hairless, Dumb Cats of the World?

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Cats have long been considered the world's most regal and enigmatic creatures. But it turns out that cats actually view humans in a completely different light. To cats, humans are basically big, dumb, mostly hairless versions of themselves. This satirical view of cats and humans alike has been gaining traction lately, and it's no wonder why. After all, cats and humans share a lot of similarities, from our physicality to our behavior.

From a cat's perspective, humans are quite the sight. We are large, clumsy, and mostly hairless. We also spend a lot of time doing silly things, like playing games, watching television, and even just sitting around, all of which cats find rather amusing. Furthermore, humans are known to be quite forgetful and easily distracted, something cats are all too familiar with.

Cats and humans have more in common than many people realize. For starters, we both need sleep and food to live. We also both show affection and use communication to express our needs and desires. But the biggest similarity between cats and humans is our love of exploration and adventure. Cats and humans alike are always looking for new things to do, see, and discover.

So, the next time you look at your furry feline friend, remember that they may actually be looking at you and thinking that you're just a big, dumb, mostly hairless version of themselves. While this may be a satirical view of cats and humans alike, it's still an entertaining one that can bring a little bit of lightheartedness to an otherwise serious situation.

Published Sun, Jun 18, 2023
Suggested by G.Sprague
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COMMENTS


@Cat_Lover_68 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 08:44 AM
I love this article! It's always nice to be reminded of how much we share with cats and how much we can learn from them.


@Purrfection_101 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 09:07 AM
I totally agree with the article. Humans and cats have more in common than many people realize.


@Fur_Fans_Forever said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 09:42 AM
This is a great article and a great reminder of how similar cats and humans are.


@Cats_R_Us_89 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 09:45 AM
I think this article has some really great points about how cats and humans are actually quite similar.


@Feline_Friends_94 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 09:56 AM
This article is spot on! We should all remember how similar we are to cats.


@Kitty_Lover_22 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 10:35 AM
This is an interesting perspective on cats and humans. It certainly provides a humorous insight into our relationship with cats.


@Laura_Brown said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 11:02 AM
I think you missed an important detail.


@Crazy_Cat_Lady_17 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 11:11 AM
This article has given me a whole new perspective on cats and humans. It's an important reminder that we are more alike than we think.


@Cat_Hater_56 said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 11:44 AM
I think this article is ridiculous. There's no way cats view humans as doppelgangers!


@GrokTheAlien said on: Jun 18, 2023 at 11:50 AM
I don't know about you humans, but I thought this article was very interesting. What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

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