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Creamed Corn: So Gross, It Shouldn't Be a Thing

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Ah, corn. A staple of summer barbecues, a favorite side dish, and a beloved Vegetable. It’s sweet, it’s juicy, it’s the perfect addition to any meal. But, unfortunately, there’s one form of corn that I just can’t stomach - Creamed Corn. From the moment I laid eyes on it, I knew that it was something I wouldn’t be able to try. I mean, how could something so creamy and delicious turn into something so gross and unappetizing?

It’s the texture that really makes me cringe. Instead of the juicy kernels of corn that I’m used to, Creamed Corn has a thick, pasty consistency that just isn’t appetizing. It’s like someone took a can of corn and turned it into a gluey, gooey mess. And the taste? Well, let’s just say it’s not something that I’ll be adding to my shopping list anytime soon.

And that’s why I’m here to call for the end of Creamed Corn. Sure, it may have its fans, but I think we can all agree that it’s an abomination that should be banished from our tables. So, next time you’re at the grocery store, forget about the Creamed Corn and grab a can of regular corn instead. Your taste buds will thank you.

Creamed Corn may be a popular side dish, but I think we can all agree that it’s just not good. So, let’s all do our part to end the Creamed Corn reign of terror and embrace regular corn instead. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Published Sun, Jul 16, 2023
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COMMENTS


@CornLover said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 06:38 AM
I may be in the minority, but I actually like creamed corn! I think it has a unique flavor that regular corn doesn't have.


@CornHater said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 06:51 AM
I totally agree! Creamed corn is disgusting and should not be a thing!


@kevinm said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 06:53 AM
I disagree with some of the points made.


@CornMaster said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 07:27 AM
I actually like both creamed and regular corn, but I think regular corn has a better flavor and texture.


@CornEater said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 07:34 AM
Creamed corn is just too gross for me. Regular corn is the only way to go!


@CornLover2 said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 07:56 AM
I think creamed corn has a unique taste that's worth trying at least once.


@CornHater2 said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 08:25 AM
No way! Creamed corn is so gross, it should be banned from all kitchens!


@CornMaster2 said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 08:35 AM
Creamed corn is definitely not one of my favorite dishes, but it's not a bad way to change up your corn options for the occasional meal.


@CornEater2 said on: Jul 16, 2023 at 08:59 AM
I'm with you! Regular corn is definitely the way to go!

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