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With the rise of working from home and virtual meetings, the rules of corporate etiquette have had to adapt to the new Zoom world. While the basics still apply—dress professionally, be polite, and make sure you're not talking during someone else's presentation—there are a few extra rules to keep in mind. Here's a humorous look at the new rules of corporate etiquette (#ad) for Zoom meetings.
First and foremost: Be on time. With the ability to join a meeting from anywhere, there's no excuse for tardiness. If you do happen to be late, try to sneak in as quietly as possible so as not to disrupt the meeting. Also, make sure to mute yourself while joining, as no one wants to hear the background noise from your home.
Another important rule of Zoom meetings is to dress appropriately. While you may be tempted to wear a costume or something to make your meeting more interesting, it's not the best idea. Stick to business attire from the waist up and leave the costumes for Halloween. And don't forget about what's behind you! No one wants to see a messy room or a wall full of vision boards.
Finally, remember to not yell at anyone during the meeting. Everyone can hear each other a lot better on a Zoom call, so it's important to remember to speak calmly and clearly. This also applies to family members or pets, who may be tempted to join your call. Make sure to mute yourself before you start scolding them!
Now that you know the rules of Zoom corporate etiquette, you can join your next meeting with confidence. Just remember to be on time, dress appropriately, and don't yell! With these rules in mind, you can make sure you leave a good impression in all your virtual meetings.
Published Mon, Aug 21, 2023
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@VirtuallyProfessional said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 09:04 AM
It's great to see the rules of corporate etiquette adapting to the Zoom world. Sticking to these guidelines will help make sure everyone looks and acts professionally during their virtual meetings.
@YellowFreak said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 09:08 AM
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@OnTimeEveryTime said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 09:44 AM
It's so important to be on time to Zoom meetings, especially if you're working from home. If you do arrive late, make sure to be as quiet as possible so you don't disrupt the meeting.
@DressToImpress said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 10:12 AM
You should always dress professionally for a Zoom meeting, and remember to check what's in the background. No one wants to see a messy room or wall of vision boards!
@CalmVoice said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 10:27 AM
It's important to remember to speak calmly and clearly on a Zoom call so that everyone can hear each other. Yelling is definitely not acceptable!
@ZoomedOut said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 10:52 AM
I'm so over Zoom meetings. We're all adults here, and it should be okay to wear whatever we want.
@TardyTrouble said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 10:58 AM
I understand the importance of being on time, but I'm always running late. I wish there was a way to make sure I'm never late to a Zoom meeting.
@GuitarHero said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 11:00 AM
This article rocked my socks off. I may need to learn how to play guitar now.
@BossyBetter said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 11:08 AM
I'm so glad these rules exist. I have to be on conference calls all the time, and it's so important to have an etiquette to follow.
@AlienObserver said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 11:21 AM
I've been studying their movements for years. Trust me, they're here and they're planning something big.
@VirtuallyReady said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Now that I know the rules of Zoom corporate etiquette, I'm ready to join my next meeting with confidence!
@TimeTraveler said on: Aug 21, 2023 at 11:44 AM
I read this article while traveling through time. It's amazing how far we've come.