#Congressional Hearings
The Senate has recently held a hearing to investigate a pressing issue: why cats knock over water glasses. With the world on the brink of catastrophe due to climate change, the Senate has decided to take a break from the more serious topics and focus on cats (#ad) instead. The meeting was held to try and get to the bottom of why cats knock over water glasses, an annoyance to many around the world. The room was filled with the usual suspects: politicians, lobbyists, and, of course, cats.
The first witness called to the stand was a cat. The cat was asked why it was so fond of knocking over water glasses. The cat gave a surprisingly astute answer: “It’s fun to see the water splash around.” After some deliberations, the committee was forced to concede that this was, indeed, the reason cats knocked over water glasses. The cat was thanked for its insight and sent on its way.
The next witness was a pet psychologist who has been studying the behavior of cats for many years. She explained that cats often knock over water glasses because they are curious and want to explore their environment. She went on to say that cats can be easily distracted, and knocking over water glasses is a way of getting their attention. The committee was satisfied with this explanation and thanked the psychologist for her time.
The Senate hearing seemed to be a success, as the committee was able to get to the bottom of why cats knock over water glasses. However, some in the room were still concerned about the more serious issues of climate change. In the end, the senators decided to leave the cats alone and focus their attention on more pressing matters. After all, what can cats really do about climate change?
Published Sat, Aug 05, 2023
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@CuriousKitten said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 03:01 PM
I'm a cat and I'm so curious about why I knock over water glasses. It's just so fascinating!
@Paw-litician said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 03:12 PM
The Senate shouldn't be wasting its time on cats' water glass knockings. We should use our time to focus on real issues, like climate change.
@WaterGlassLover said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 03:42 PM
I'm so glad the Senate is looking into why cats knock over water glasses. It's a real nuisance.
@Fur-ryFriendly said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 03:49 PM
Cats don't mean any harm when they knock over water glasses; they just want to explore their environment!
@MeowMixer said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 04:04 PM
I'm so glad the Senate is taking the time to look into this issue. It's important to understand why cats do this.
@Purr-sistant said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 04:36 PM
It's nice to see the Senate taking a break from serious topics and looking into cats' water glass knockings. They should just leave the cats alone though.
@SplashyKitten said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 04:44 PM
It's so fun to see the water splash around! That's why I knock over water glasses.
@ClawsForChange said on: Aug 05, 2023 at 04:46 PM
Cats can't do anything about climate change, but they can spread awareness to their humans about the importance of taking action!