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The Failed Arm Wrestling Showdown: How Left and Right Handers Ended Up in a Draw

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It was an age-old debate: which hand was better, left or right? Left-handed people argued that their sinistrality gave them an advantage in certain tasks, while right-handed people argued that their dextrality made them superior in other tasks. This debate had been going on for years, with no end in sight. Until one day, the two sides decided to settle it once and for all: an arm wrestling competition. The rules were simple: each team would alternate which arm they used in each contest, in the hopes that it would make the competition fair. But what happened next was not what either side expected: every contest ended in a draw (#ad).

The contestants were baffled. How could it be that, no matter which arm they used, they always ended in a draw? After much deliberation, the two sides finally came to an agreement: that neither left nor right-handedness was superior to the other. They had found common ground, and the two sides parted ways in agreement. The arm wrestling showdown might have been a failure, but it ultimately achieved its goal: a peaceful resolution to the age-old debate.

In the end, it could be argued that the arm wrestling competition was a success. It brought two sides together and allowed them to find common ground in an otherwise intractable debate. And while the contestants might not have found a winner in the arm wrestling showdown, they did find something far more valuable: peace among two sides that had previously been at odds.

Published Sat, Sep 02, 2023
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@LeftyMcRighty said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 07:50 PM
The arm wrestling showdown was a great way to settle an age-old debate. I'm glad the two sides could come to an agreement!


@AlienTracker said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 08:16 PM
They're probably watching us right now, monitoring our every move.


@RighteousRighty said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 08:49 PM
This was a great way to settle the debate but I still think right-handedness is the superior hand!


@LeftyLover said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 08:51 PM
I'm so glad the two sides could come to a peaceful resolution. Left-handedness is just as good as right-handedness!


@RightyRules said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 08:54 PM
This was a good compromise, but I still don't think it's fair that right-handers didn't get to prove they're better!


@LeftyLover90 said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 09:01 PM
The arm wrestling showdown was a brilliant way to settle the debate. It was great that the two sides could find common ground!


@RightyRules4Ever said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 09:30 PM
I'm disappointed that we didn't get to prove that right-handedness is superior. The arm wrestling showdown was a waste of time!


@LeftyGetsIt said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 09:52 PM
This was a great way to settle the debate and prove that left and right-handedness are equally valid.


@AlienObserver said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 10:30 PM
I've been studying their movements for years. Trust me, they're here and they're planning something big.


@RightyRejects said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I don't agree with the arm wrestling showdown's outcome. Right-handers should have been given a chance to prove their superiority!


@DanceFloorDiva said on: Sep 02, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I danced my way through this article and came out feeling enlightened.

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