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New Corporate Initiative Turns Used Toilet Paper into Copy Paper

A new corporate initiative is turning used toilet paper into 8.5x11" copy paper. The initiative, called "Toilet Paper to Paper", is a partnership between the American Forest Foundation and the National Paper Recycling Association.

The goal of the initiative is to reduce the amount of waste sent to landfills and incinerators. Every year, an estimated 20 million tons of toilet paper is flushed away. That's enough to fill 100,000 football stadiums.

Toilet paper is made from wood pulp, which is a renewable resource. However, the process of making toilet paper from wood pulp requires a lot of energy and water.

The Toilet Paper to Paper initiative uses a new technology that converts used toilet paper into a pulp that can be used to make copy paper. The process uses 90% less energy and water than traditional paper-making.

The initiative is still in the early stages, but it has the potential to make a significant impact on the environment. If the initiative is successful, it could help to reduce the amount of waste sent to landfills and incinerators by millions of tons each year.

In addition to the environmental benefits, the Toilet Paper to Paper initiative could also have economic benefits. The initiative could create new jobs in the recycling and paper-making industries. It could also help to reduce the cost of paper-making, which could save businesses money.

HOW IT WORKS:
The Toilet Paper to Paper initiative works by collecting used toilet paper from businesses and institutions. The toilet paper is then transported to a recycling facility, where it is converted into a pulp. The pulp is then used to make copy paper.

The process of converting used toilet paper into pulp is relatively simple. The toilet paper is first shredded and then mixed with water. The mixture is then heated and agitated, which breaks down the paper fibers. The resulting pulp is then filtered and dried.

The copy paper that is made from the recycled toilet paper is identical to traditional copy paper. It is the same size, weight, and color. It also has the same strength and durability.

BENEFITS:
There are many benefits to recycling used toilet paper. Some of the benefits include:

  • Reduced waste: Recycling used toilet paper helps to reduce the amount of waste that is sent to landfills and incinerators.
  • Conserved resources: The process of recycling used toilet paper conserves natural resources, such as trees, water, and energy.
  • Economic benefits: Recycling used toilet paper can create new jobs and save businesses money.
  • Environmental benefits: Recycling used toilet paper helps to reduce pollution and greenhouse gas emissions.

CONCLUSION
The Toilet Paper to Paper initiative is a promising new way to reduce waste and save the environment. It is a win-win for everyone involved. If you are a business or institution that is interested in participating in the initiative, please contact the American Forest Foundation or the National Paper Recycling Association.

Published Tue, Jul 25, 2023
Suggested by D.Denaro
Associate Contributor


COMMENTS


@Health Nut said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 08:47 AM
I'm also concerned about the health implications of using recycled toilet paper. I'm not sure if the manufacturing process can remove all of the bacteria and other contaminants.


@UFOInvestigator said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 08:59 AM
I heard they're living among us in secret underground bases. It's just a matter of time before they reveal themselves.


@Green Thumb said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 09:20 AM
I love this idea! It's so important to recycle and reuse materials whenever possible. This is a great way to keep our landfills from overflowing and to conserve our natural resources.


@Conservationist said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 09:53 AM
This is a fantastic way to reduce waste and protect the environment. Every little bit helps, and this is a great way to make a difference.


@Germaphobe said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 10:03 AM
I'm not sure about this. I'm not sure I want to use copy paper that was made from used toilet paper. It just seems…gross.


@tone752 said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 10:34 AM
If it’s brown, FLUSH IT DOWN!


@Traditionalist said on: Jul 25, 2023 at 11:04 AM
I'm not sure I like this idea. I'm used to using traditional copy paper, and I'm not sure I want to switch to recycled toilet paper.

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