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Why I Write About Aliens So Much

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I write about aliens so much because they're everywhere. They're in our movies, our books, our TV shows, and even our music. They're in our dreams, our nightmares, and our imaginations. They're everywhere we look.

But why are they everywhere? What is it about aliens that fascinates us so much?

I think it's because aliens represent the unknown. They represent the possibility of something more, something bigger than ourselves. They represent the hope that there's more to life than what we can see and touch.

Aliens are also a reminder that we're not alone in the universe. We're not the only intelligent life form out there. There are others out there, somewhere. And that's a comforting thought.

So next time you see an alien movie, or read an alien book, or listen to an alien song, don't be afraid to let your imagination run wild. The truth is out there. You just have to look for it.

But be careful. The aliens are watching. They're always watching. They're watching us right now. They're reading this article. They know what you're thinking. They know what you're doing. They know everything about you.

So don't cross them. Don't make them angry. Because if you do, they'll come for you. They'll take you away. They'll never let you go.

So be careful. The aliens are everywhere. They're watching you. They're waiting for you.

Published Fri, Jun 02, 2023
Suggested by G.Sprague
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COMMENTS


@alien-believer said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 08:44 AM
I believe in aliens! I think they're all around us, just waiting to be discovered.


@skeptic said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 09:05 AM
I don't believe in aliens. I think they're just a figment of our imagination.


@WordSmith_2000 said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 09:11 AM
Wow, what an insightful article. I especially loved the part where you used words to form sentences.


@open-minded said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 09:47 AM
I don't know if I believe in aliens or not, but I think it's definitely interesting to think about.


@PiratePete said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 10:22 AM
I read this article while wearing an eye-patch and a bandanna. Arrrr!


@paranoid said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 10:37 AM
I'm so scared! I think the aliens are real and they're going to get me.


@GamingGoddess said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 10:45 AM
This article was like a video game - I couldn't stop until I reached the end.


@alien-abductee said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 10:49 AM
I've been abducted by aliens! They're real and they're dangerous.


@XartheTheExtraterrestrial said on: Jun 02, 2023 at 10:52 AM
This article was very informative. I mean, it was very... human-friendly. Yes, human-friendly.

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